Talk Powerful Sh** To Me!!! I LOVE THAT!!!

Am I the only person here who is NOT attracted to a person I can't talk sh*t to?!

Seriously though.

It's one thing to have a hopeless romantic on your hands, and I totally want someone who thinks of me enough to want to inspire that side, but sometimes you just need the comedy.

My parents have been going strong for 135.6899 years and a good 134 of that was spent with them laughing and talking powerful trash to one another.

He'll tell my mom in a heartbeat how he'll slap the black off of her or that she scares him in the morning, or that my dad's snoring has burned skin off the side of her face at night, but this is all in beautiful fun and a lifetime of being with your best friend.

Now of course there is a balance because of these upbringing-deprived little bastards wouldn't know respect if it kicked them in the family jewels. There's a difference between a little trash talk and being a human box of Massengil.

Tell me how I look like Danny Glover in a dim light sometimes, it's okay...I don't mind.  We can wrestle about it, then we can.... ((snort laughs))

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What The Hell Future?!

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Now, I'm certainly not trying to make something out of nothing, but damn it man.  Wendy Williams asks Future about Ciara and why he chose to marry her since so many people in the present generation don't really believe in marriage as much anymore.

I feel like his answer was almost saying, well...I'd rather not sleep with all these slut buckets out here so let me just tie myself down to focus better on the career.  I just wanted to hear him saying something about what he actually FELT for her.

Am I being too sensitive about this?  I'm being too much of a chick right now huh?

My hopeless romantic side definitely needs some adjusting to some of the things I see nowadays that's for damn sure. (LOL)

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8 Valentine's Day MUST DOs To Make it The Best Night

 
I'm a hopeless romantic in my mind.  But I'm a Scorpio, so sometimes it comes out a little weird.  Like, instead of hitting up the person, I might go into a complete daze while I'm in the shower and daydream about me kicking his ass in a pool game or better yet Madden because I don't know how to play in real life.  (F*** everybody who ever lied to me and said they would teach me too...BASTARDS).

Anyway I feel like, there should be those days where a man and a woman that are together (or headed in that direction) do those things that re-energize them as a couple like, changing the scenery/having a getaway weekend or trying something new.

But if you don't have the funds or availability, or if you're a wuss about that trying something new situation...you can at least have great SEX.  Or better sex.

For the ladies, I feel like it's always fun to prepare for an evening with your man where you can get your place (or hotel room for the night/weekend) all SEXIFIED (note the word).  For creative minds like myself, you can really show him how much you appreciate him.

For the fellas, I would make this the time you really tap into something your lady is into. 

VALENTINE'S DAY/EVENING/NIGHT CHECKLIST:

So, did I forget anything??? The first person to add to my list in the comments section AND enter their email in the newsletter section (right side of the website) will receive a "Love Kit" in the mail with some freebies from Slumber Parties and toiletries - compliments of Simple Sensitive Skin Experts. 

 (( Muah ))

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